Your Skin Deserves a Monthly Love Letter!

Welcome to the moisture cult you didnt know you needed. Each month, we whip up (literally) a fresh batch of preservative-free, ultra-emollient, spa-grade moisturizers: available only through pre-sale or subscription, because exclusivity makes it feel fancier, right? (Actually, it\’s to avoid toxic preservatives in your formula.)

Introducing: The Moisturizing Whip. Its a dreamy, creamy potion for your skin that changes its scent wardrobe monthly. Feeling spicy? Floral? Minty fresh? Weve got you. Prefer to keep it scent-free and au naturel? We do that too.

Important Date Alert
Order by 11:59 PM on the 15th of the month to lock in that months scent (or unscented). We craft your moisturizer magic right after the 15th and ship it freshlike, \”still dancing to Beyonc in the kitchen\” fresh.

Whats Inside?
We dont mess around. These babies are hand-blended with botanical-infused oils, ethically-sourced Shea butter, and only the most kissable ingredients we could find. No plastic. No preservatives. No \”wait, why is this ingredient twelve syllables?\”
Just good stuff your skin can actually use.

No plastic packaging means no microplastics in your bod! Because your insides deserve better than secret seasoning made of trash.

(Real) Ingredients (Unscented):Spring water, organic extra virgin Olive oil, raw fair trade Shea butter, vegan emulsifying wax, organic Vitamin E oil, organicRadish root ferment (yes, its as cool as it sounds)

Scented Versions:
We toss in essential oils and sometimes swap spring water for hydrosols because were extra like that.

Scent Forecast for 2026:
January: Rosemary Mint
February: Rose
March: Sunny Citrus
April: Cedar Clove
May: Field of Flowers
June: Lavender
July: Lemongrass
August: Patchouli Party
September: Conifer Forest
October: Creamsicle
November: Pomander
December: Spicy Cookie

Want more? Check out ourNon-Toxic Lotion Club for monthly bundles (hello, discount!) featuring our other skin treats: Precious Face Milk, Beau Soleil, Lady Lotion, and the sassy Mag(nificent) Lotion.

Got allergies or questions? Drop us a line. Were real humans who answer emails. Quickly, even.

(Real) Ingredients for unscented:
spring water, organic Extra Virgin Olive Oil, organic Raw Fair Trade Shea Butter, organic Emulsifying Wax (vegan), organic Vitamin E Oil, organic radish root ferment.

Scented whips add essential oils at the end of the ingredient list and often replace water with hydrosols. Allergy concerns? Shoot us an email about a formula and we will reply quickly!